Leonard Hatred 6:09 Thu Aug 16
Ancestry DNA
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Anyone done this?
I just flobbed into a tube and posted it off.
I'm expecting 100% Irish/Wolfhound but summat interesting might show up.
Furnish me with your anecdotes/thoughts/trousers.
Cunts.
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Far Cough
6:11 Thu Aug 16
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I'm wearing three quarter lengths
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gph
6:15 Thu Aug 16
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chinos - but about to get changed for 6-a-side
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Nurse Ratched
6:16 Thu Aug 16
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My results came back 90% shrew.
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gph
6:17 Thu Aug 16
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+ 10% honey badger = untameable shrew
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boltkunt
6:20 Thu Aug 16
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It's going to confirm what we all know.
Belgian Colin is a massive wanker
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Buster
6:34 Thu Aug 16
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'but summat interesting might show up'
Bad AIDS
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Bungo
6:38 Thu Aug 16
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Far too much Welsh in my DNA.
Don't really need to have that bad news confirmed officially..
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the coming of gary
7:05 Thu Aug 16
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i suspect they throw in a bit of 'one per cent Ghana ' so you feel you had your money's worth
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Grumpster
7:26 Thu Aug 16
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My missus was 48% English, which I took the piss out of her for.
And then mine came back and I was only 5% and mainly German, which probably explains why I used to be a Nazi!!
No doubt came to my senses when the 9 fucking per cent jew in me kicked in :o(
Still, no Irish, so I'll take the results all day long.
Basically when your family is from poplar near the docks where Johnny foreigner was piling into many moons ago, you're doomed.
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chiff
7:30 Thu Aug 16
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I had my DNA done and revealed that I was 39% German, 32% English and 26% Asian. As soon as my mother and brother did the same test I was alerted to them and their relationship to me despite having different surnames and live in different towns.
My father in law had his done and had a strain of Ashkenazi Jews. Furthermore, He had Iranian, Greek, Sardinian and Italian. This was a known migratery route of Askenazi Jews. Furthermore through the website he was put in touch with family who had migrated to the US in the 1950,s.
One spooky incident that One relative was adopted from an institution in Kingston upon Thames. We found this out in the same week that my wife gave a talk at that very institution.
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isca hammer
7:38 Thu Aug 16
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I gave a sample of my DNA at the local nick years ago.
Still not got back to me.
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Tomsdad
8:55 Thu Aug 16
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What does anyone get from this?
What can you do with this information?
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Darby_
9:10 Thu Aug 16
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Know that you're not German.
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gph
10:29 Thu Aug 16
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"What does anyone get from this?"
Top prize is that you get to lead some racial purity league.
However, there are many disappointed, and sometimes surprised, entrants...
TBF, most just want to find out something about their background
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zebthecat
10:37 Thu Aug 16
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isca hammer 7:38 Thu Aug 16
Think you are pretty safe now
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HairyHammer
12:33 Fri Aug 17
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I found out I was 3% African it must be a stereotype it has to be, on all the body parts that 5% could have empowered and of course I am thinking of one, but boy you should see me dance I have definitely got rhythm.
I am joking of course, apart from having a small penis that part is true.
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Johnson
12:37 Fri Aug 17
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What % wife beater did you come back as?
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OccupyGreenStreet
12:38 Fri Aug 17
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Did it a couple of months ago. Lot of Irish as anticipated, but also got a dollop of Scandi and a bit of Iberian, as well as a touch of Jewish. Family had been in Limehouse/Poplar for a couple of hundred years so it all makes sense. Think in the UK, especially London, there’s a right mix in the DNA and very little ‘pure’ English or whatever.
Also tracks down scores of 2nd/3rd/4th cousins all over the US, Aus, Canada etc.
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